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May
14
Posted by Jake at 12:42 pm

Facts have such a liberal bias...

Recently I shared this chart, courtesy of Mother Jones, on my Facebook page and was quickly challenged by a connection to explain what I thought it had to do with the current conversation about Benghazi. Here’s what I had to say:

Well Paul, since you asked…What this data provides me with is confirmation of what, as a level headed American with a memory that extends past how many beers I drank the night before, I intrinsically knew in those moments when I heard the earliest reports of the events unfolding in Benghazi: While this loss of life is tragic…Working for the foreign service, like many jobs with the United States in war zones, is a high risk occupation.

Since then there have been many other tragic events that, for some reason, haven’t received as much attention from the ‘conservative media’. I think specifically of Sandy Hook…Where 20 children and 6 adult staff members were gunned down in an elementary school. Slaughtered by a psychopath who was armed with high-capacity military assault weapons. I hear those reports and think to myself: Going to elementary school shouldn’t come with the risk of a military style assault.

Yet, for some reason the conservative media, whose  primary audience is made up of those who ostensibly claim ‘family values’ and ‘God’ and ‘religion’ as their north stars, seem to want to ignore the tragedy in Sandy Hook away…As opposed to droning on and on for day after day dissecting every detail of how it could have happened…And what we can do to reduce the risk it happens again.

And so you ask me, “Jake: What does this data say to you?” Well…to be honest, it’s not so much as what my eyes see as what my nose smells…The gamey, ripe smell of hypocritical, conservative bullshit piling up before my eyes in neat little stacks of red, white and blue.

May
12
Posted by Jake at 9:13 pm

Me and Mom on Winthrop Beach, Mother's Day in 1976

Anywhere I’ve experienced success in my life can be directly attributed to the lessons my mother taught me:

  • Show up no matter what.
  • Do your best.
  • Work hard.
  • Don’t take no for an answer.
  • Don’t make excuses.

For those that never knew her…All I can say is I haven’t the words to describe the courage and effort she was required to expend every minute, to simply put one foot in front of the other. What she managed to accomplish, against all odds, was a marvel of sheer strength of will, defying the ravaging effects of Multiple Sclerosis while raising two boys alone.

(Especially since I might have been described with the same awe-struck, precise, expression…Only with regards to what an asshole of a teenager I was)

Apr
16
Posted by Jake at 1:08 pm

Let me tell you something Bostonians: DON’T fucking change a thing about your life today. Do not let the bad guys win. Go about your lives secure in the knowledge that even if there was a September 11th scale event every single month, in this country, the most dangerous part of your day would still be the time spent in your car, on your way to wherever it is you are going.

This is Boston. Title town. We’re not going to let some cowards get to us that easily. Go to work. Hug your loved ones. Go out and say hello to your neighbors today. Shower each other with peace, love, and understanding.

DON’T let the bad guys win Boston. Don’t you do it.

Mar
29
Google Glass

I hope these make my mustache look good

So excited…I was notified this evening that I’ve been selected for the Google Glass explorer program. This is some serious Willy Wonka golden ticket action for me. It feels like I won the lottery. The #ifihadaglass contest was to share in a tweet or on Google+ what I, as an individual, would do with my Google Glass. Today they sent out notices to the 8000 selected entries.

If you are not yet familiar with what Google Glass is, here’s a good place to start: http://www.google.com/glass/start/

When I entered the contest this was my tweet:

Two hours ago I got this response:

 

 

I can’t even think straight enough to write this post I’m so excited…

I'm a Speaker at DrupalCon PortlandI just got notice that I’ve been selected to speak at DrupalCon this year! This will be my first time speaking at the premier, annual Drupal community event.  The title of my session is So Happy Together (Content Strategists and Project Managers Are) and I will be talking about, well, content strategy and project management. This session will actually be based on a blog article by the same title I wrote for the CMS Myth last year.

Content strategy is a great subject for anyone close to web publishing to get familiar with. It’s a rapidly growing field that gives appropriate respect and consideration to the reason why we design, build and deploy CMS driven websites in the first place: the content. In terms of the real though leaders in the space, I recommend following:

Although I hope to have some useful thoughts to share on the subject of content strategy as it relates to the overall success of a web CMS rollout…These incredibly talented women have (literally and figuratively) wrote the book on the subject. They’ve written a couple books, in fact:

Marco Rubio

For me, the most interesting aspect  of Marco Rubio’s ill-fated rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address this week wasn’t the Senator’s palpable, obvious difficulty with nerve. As entertaining as the stuttering, stammering, and dry-mouth was to behold,  it is the ongoing reaction of my Conservative friends and associates that I’m enjoying most. The response can invariably be broken down into two categories:

  1. To pretend it didn’t happen.
  2. To respond to the chorus of laughter from the left with comments like: “Why don’t you respond to the content of Senator Rubio’s speech, instead of poking fun at the fact he was thirsty?”

 

In the case of the former, those smart enough to leave this one alone, I applaud your finally conceding some ground to reality. In the case of the latter, those who feel compelled to pretend the cause of our derision is dehydration, please don’t allow anything I share to influence your Conservative fantasy bubble. The echo chamber you live in is partially what makes progressive political gain possible.

Frankly, there was no content to Senator Rubio’s rebuttal. It was a rehash of the same, worn-out, parroted, rhetorical talking points that cost the GOP the Presidency, and control of the Senate in the 2012 elections. The 2013 GOP who only maintained a lingering, marginal control of the House because of underhanded gerrymandering tactics. The NY Times ran a great piece on this today, entitled ‘Can the Republicans be Saved From Obsolescence?’

As for the remainder of the Senator’s blathering, it was a collection of lies and misleading reductionist clap trap, sprinkled with a hint of science denial, God and patriotism. Oh, and that little gem about the Senator living in a working class neighborhood…That was a particularly ostentatious line of bullshit Conservatives are sure to gobble up, without even thinking of using Google to confirm.

So if you are wondering…Why are liberals only reacting to how pitifully nervous the Senator was? The answer is simple: His inability to remain calm was the only genuine part of his speech. His obvious internal conflict over the garbage he was regurgitating, undoubtedly under threat of losing Super PAC money, was the only detail of interest. We’ve all heard the nonsense pouring out of his dried up soup-cooler before. Yawn.

But the very best part? Continued Republican denial of reality. Instead of determining this man is not prepared to compete in the big show, conservatives will press forward, under the lingering hope his Latino heritage will somehow make a difference in coming elections. Instead of waking up and realizing the Conservative platform only appeals to a handful of shrinking demographics, they will press on without any change in the prioritization of issues. Over the past 10 years I have wondered aloud so many times, is this the best Republicans can do? Really? It’s why I left the Republican party after Bush Jr. was elected and now it seems I will never be back.

To be honest, I have stopped wondering. In an era of accelerating technological progress there will be a natural process of leaving some things behind. It will be sad, in a sense, but it is inevitable. It’s not the first time progress rubbed out a political party…And it’s certainly not going to be the last.

Jan
28
Posted by Jake at 8:00 pm

This past Sunday, while cooking a delicious brunch of fresh berries, pancakes, and bacon, Jackie became frustrated.

“I’ve toasted it and fried it in the pan…But it won’t  get crispy.” She remarked, with considerable dismay. Jackie is her own toughest critic when it comes to cooking. I honestly can’t recall a meal she’s presented without some preamble on quality, though they’ve continuously improved well past average and even begun bordering on foodie.

When we met, her relationship with food was, in a word, dysfunctional. Much like the way I was raised, she was often left to fend for herself at mealtime as a child and teenager. As a result, a diet of warm Pepsi and Cheez-Its didn’t seem at all unusual, well into adulthood.

BaconI took a break from working to investigate and quickly noticed the cause of her lament.

“Darling, that’s high-quality, thick cut bacon. The lack of crispiness isn’t a problem, it’s a feature.” I remarked, in my best consultant voice. “That’s how it cooks when it’s sliced as thick as a Scrabble tile. It’s good that way.”

And it was delicious. To be honest, I was impressed she bought the stuff. Not only was each slab cooking up with mouth-watering tenderness, it remained perfectly flat.

Sundays are good days for experimenting with different grades of bacon. Although I often have work to do, I try to keep the pressure to accomplish things as low as possible. It doesn’t always work out the way I would like, but it’s at least a goal not to be so busy there’s no time to relax.

Dec
21
Posted by Jake at 2:02 pm

Now that another doomsday prophecy has been debunked we can focus on the true importance of December 21. Happy Winter Solstice day!

Winter solstice is officially the first day of winter and occurs when the North Pole is tilted 23.5 degrees away from the sun. Tonight will be the longest night of the year. Most Christmas traditions predate the birth of Christ and were related to this day, the day which marked the beginning of the return of the true sun of god, Sol, which is the genuine giver of life in our universe.

I will be celebrating the ‘Feast of Saturnalia’ for breakfast if anybody wants to stop by.

Nov
29
Posted by Jake at 9:58 pm

I looked up in the sky last night and noticed Jupiter, dancing with the moon and staring back down at me. For some reason at this same moment I heard a voice in my head, and it said: Remember when you wrote stuff? Yes Jupiter. I see you up there…And I do remember writing stuff.

A funny thing happened on the way to the fourth quarter of this year. Or, perhaps, not so much a funny thing as a terrible, seismic shift, a moment when the world indeed moved beneath me -for the first time, in a very long time. This situation, personal in nature, is now beginning to reconcile and my life is shifting once again, trending back towards baseline. I don’t want to get into too much detail but I will say this: Take care of one another out there, and don’t take people in your life for granted.

And so, I’ve had writer’s block for weeks and weeks. I’ve got plenty to say, but I lack the discipline or the necessary motivation to sit down and say it. Thus, I thought I would just open up my blog and start writing…

It’s gotten cold in Boston, finally. I returned from the Caribbean about a week ago and after a really nice Thanksgiving break I’m back to work and commuting early in the morning. My trip, to the Virgin Islands, was amazing. My brother and I cruised around the British Virgin Islands on  a sailboat for seven days and then I relaxed in St. Thomas for two more, before returning home.

I’ll probably have more to say about the trip on my sailing blog. The one thing I will say here is this: Everyone should learn to sail. It’s an amazing way to travel…Powered only by free energy provided by the Earth.

Jul
22
Brace Cove

Brace Cove...the rock in the distance was our goal.

My friends Mike, Julian and I narrowly escaped potential disaster yesterday after being goaded into trying to swim out to a big rock pile off a beach in Gloucester.

From the beach at the end of Brace Cove road at the top of the map below, to the light colored rock pile at the bottom, it’s a 650 yard swim. Unfortunately, either due to some optical illusion or plain stupidity, it looks a lot more like 100 yards when you are standing on the beach. About 3/4 of the way across, when we realized we were fighting a current, it might as well have been 10 miles for all we knew. Frankly, I am not athlete. Before yesterday I hadn’t swam more than the length of a pool in probably 30 years.

For a moment out there I started to get a little concerned when I noticed it felt like we were not making any progress and, in fact, might be getting pulled laterally out of the cove. My first instinct was to go back…in retrospect, this might not have worked since the current we had cut across was pulling us out of the cove with the receding tide. However, with some encouragement from Julian, I was able to put my head down and grind out the last 200 yards. During that last push I was very, very grateful for my training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I kept thinking, breath, relax, keep fighting…And I wasn’t very tired at all. Just concerned with the current.

Thankfully, I had my GoPro Hero2 camera around my neck throughout this experience. Check out the (poorly) edited clip below.

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