• Burger Porn

    August 28, 2014 Jake DiMare

    My life has been changed as a result of viewing PornBurger.me. I simply refuse to accept the fact that I got all the way through considering every item on this ‘menu’, only to learn it’s not actually a restaurant. I was ready to get up out of my chair and run to this place, immediately. If it was…

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  • The bacon consultant…

    January 28, 2013 Jake DiMare

    This past Sunday, while cooking a delicious brunch of fresh berries, pancakes, and bacon, Jackie became frustrated. “I’ve toasted it and fried it in the pan…But it won’t  get crispy.” She remarked, with considerable dismay. Jackie is her own toughest critic when it comes to cooking. I honestly can’t recall a meal she’s presented without…

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  • Great Expectations…

    May 18, 2011 Jake DiMare

    Around 15 years ago I made the switch from career construction guy to career office guy. Although smart with clients and good with a hammer, I was a menace to myself and everyone around me because of outside issues incompatible with balancing on rooftops and working with power tools. Since then I have learned there…

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